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"Beware the fury of a patient man." - Fortune No Cookie

"Beware the fury of a patient man."

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Possible Origin

I’m a patient man, but you’ve got to go ask my wife about that.

She sits at the dinner table with her head down, not moving or talking as I eat my soup and some bread. She’s been like this for days now! I had enough after she wouldn’t touch her breakfast this morning so I stormed into our bedroom and threw open the door before marching over to where she was sitting on the bed.

“What is wrong?” I demand and she looks up revealing red-rimmed eyes and tear stained cheeks.

“You’re really going to make me say it?”

“Yes!”
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Emoji Translation

According To The Kids… “Beware the fury of a patient man” = 🚧👴💢📮

What Does It Mean?

I was already mad when I arrived at the meeting, and to make matters worse, they were late.

The president of one of our larger clients started making excuses for what has been a pattern of missed deadlines and poor service. He had this look on his face that said “Don’t be mad.” but I wasn’t going to let him get away with it again.

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Lucky Numbers

13, 8, 43, 27, 54, 9.

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